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Looneyville

What a f***ing lunatic!  The sooner this sorry sack of s**t can be euthanized, the better and he can take a whole slew of his lunaticees with him as they certainly deserve each other.  There is such a huge disturbance in The Force, not even Obi-Wan will be able to reconcile.  $3,000,000!  This creepy character’s campaign spent that amount of money to do another recount, this time in Wisconsin’s Milwaukee County, which ended up, giving Biden even more of a lead.  Go ahead Donny, keep it up and show more of the world the munificent madness you display in your day to day diatribe.  You, alone, have the propensity to increase your opponent’s lead.  You have so f***ing tarnished the office of the presidency that it will never have the indelible sheen it has so deserved all these centuries.  The presidential historians are foaming at the mouth to have you replace James Buchanan who ranks dead last.  In fact, even though you are #45, they’re not tak...

Time Bomb

Welcome to 2020’s: Trump Stumpin’, Election Riggin’, Fraudulent Votin’, Ballot Countin’, Ballot Recountin’, Claim Jumpin’, Court Casin’, White House Withdrawin’, Twitter Tweetin’, Golf Gamin’, Pardon Blitzin’, Wussy Whinin’, Non-Concedin’, Thanksgiving Day!  Whew!  What a ferocious fortnight this has been.  Election Day was 10 typewritten articles ago and it still isn’t over.  How can one guy be such a lousy loser and still be the biggest news story in the media?  Reminds me of the time when John Lennon said he and his fellow “Beatles” were more popular than Jesus.  Technically, Beatlemania was, at that time.  But there seems to be a difference now with today’s #1 news item.  Trump always delights in any publicity he could get his hands on.  He’s withdrawn now and gone into hiding.  What’s up with that?  I’m sorry, but I’m not buying it, this is merely the quiet before the storm.  His tirades continue, of course, and his pursui...

Somebody Call the Whambulance

Don’t you just love it?  Watching these reprehensible Republicans spit on each other?  I could get used to that real quick.  I’m not talking about the Republicans that have a brain and want to move on, but they are stymied by the ones who lack brains and exhume stupidity.  All these pseudo-trumpers who do his bidding are making complete utter fools of themselves and our democratic process.  When 9/11 occured, I admired Rudy Giuliani who was the mayor of NYC at the time.  It’s too bad that he didn’t pull the plug and retire from the public eye.  You gotta admit though, he’s a perfect fit for his boss, as they are most decidedly two wrongs trying to make a right and ended up out in left field.  Now he’s complaining that the democrats want to execute him and put Barr in jail.  I, myself, call that a good start and take Bubblebrain with you.  These spoiled brats are lousy losers and if they don’t get their way, they are going to take their b...

Off the Charts

  We are entering the abyss of a new world order.  The actions of these foolhardy MAGA’s mixed in with the Covid-19 non-believers, who think it’s just the flu, makes me want to puke!  And what about all these kooks who live and die over the 2,638,795 conspiracy theories that are floating around?  These people have gone over the edge and far-frickin’ be it for me to try and save them.  I say, “let em go, let them wallow in their own obnoxious obstinance.”  Its entertainment value for me, I get to giggle, roll my eyes and shake my head at the whole lot of them .  I’ve been through a lot of shit in my life and have dealt with a ton of sorry-ass idiots who have survived in spite of themselves.  Today’s day in age makes me want to turn in my 1956 cereal boxtop “Common Sense” membership card due to the sick-sense and illogic actions some of the populace of this land partake in.  As I have repeated a few times already, my wife and I carry our passpo...

Delusions of Grandeur

The new Third Reich has unveiled itself in Washington, D.C. with an orange-tinged Hitler at the helm of his regime and boy, does he have all his underlings cowering.  They now claim that they are working on the 2nd term of their dictatorship and refuse to acknowledge that the majority of voters in the United States of America voted him out.  He best vacate the White House that belongs to, “We the People.”  I have no idea what this ignoramus is trying to pull and if he chooses to continue forthwith, I can envision Seal Team Six making an appearance in his immediate future and things are really going to turn ugly.  By the time they are done with him, he won’t know his a** from a hole in the ground.  Okay, so that’s scenario #1 of how I see this played out, now onto scenario #2.  Wait a minute!  No, no, no, no, no, let’s just go with the one scenario.  The other ones are solid, but a tad far out as they deal with witness protection, alien abduction, ...

The Flim Flam Man

Boy oh boy aren’t we in a tangled mess.  I remember traffic reports from the Minneapolis/St. Paul area, that called a certain car clustered location “spaghetti junction.”  That’s what we have here this election month and more, a spaghetti entwined clusterf**k!  The Trumpster is going to trash the place and he has the backing of the Prepuberty Party.  Now that is bad enough, but what is worse are the 70,000,000+ voters, who put him there in the first place.  They are the ones that really scare me because so many of them have neither the appearance nor demeanor of what I picture a Trumpster to look like.  Oh, there are those that are easy to spot, you know, the ones who look like Rambo incarnate hanging around in their camo wear looking like bandoleros brandishing their AK-47’s like their VC counterparts I faced in Vietnam, but unlike the no see VC, they stick out like a zit.  The VC were exceedingly clever guerrilla war farers, these guys are just sorry...

Pull the Plug

I can just picture Herb Brooks, the analyst he was, explaining the current political situation and how to downsize it, just like he did with the Russian Hockey Team in the 1980 Winter Olympics.  His locker room speech was one for the ages and like his team, he would inspire the media, be it audio, visual or print form to do what needs to be done and that is to “pull the plug” on Donald Trump.  It’s time to shut him down!   His time is done, his 15 minutes have expired!    Right now I am visualizing Herb’s down to earth logic and common sense exiling this miasma of Trumpism down a “blackhole” never to be seen or heard from again.  Wouldn’t the peace and quiet alone be exhilarating? Sorry folks for the interruption, but we now switch over from, if only, to reality.  As much as this country (and the world for that matter) could use a break from all the havoc he wreaked, it will never happen.  The guy is an endless supply of fodder for every source ...

Sick Tickets

Wha!!!!!  What the hell was that?  You gotta get aload of some duffouse by the name of Kenneth Copeland.  I don’t know who he is and have never heard of him, but you can hear him now.  He is supposedly a televangelist and a Trump supporter who had a Chernobyl meltdown over the election results.  This is something I can’t explain.  It’s like one of those visual jokes that you have to see and, in this case, try to understand.  I’m not sure what his objective is, so I will just have to go with a ridicule ploy.  The footage I witnessed is him standing at a podium and he lays into a laughing tirade over the Biden victory.  He carries on with the forced ha-ha’s for a half a minute or so when the video cuts out, so I don’t know how long his macabre force of show lasted.  His theatrics started off strange, then slid into weird and crossed over to creepy.  You will have to google this to see for yourself, since a video can paint a thousand w...

Free At Last

There has just been a development that has changed what I was going to write about.  In fact, I just deleted an entire paragraph to start over.  I decided to forego D-Day +3 as it would have been more of the previous day with the score still 264 to 214 and wait until D-Day +4 and I am glad I did as the nation just received the news and there are celebrations breaking out all around the country with horns blowing, bells ringing, flags waving, music blasting and dancing in the streets, reminiscent of the 1980 Winter Olympics Miracle On Ice when Herb Brooks’ Team USA hockey team defeated the Soviet Union. This was an election for the ages, the biggest turnout yet and what a great ending to a long drawn out record number ballot casting Presidential election day/week this has been and it only took 4 overtime periods.  I can’t describe the relief my wife and I felt when it was finally called.  This ominous feeling of moroseness seemed to have dissipated as if leaving the d...

D-Day +2

By June 8, 1944, the Beach Head of Normandy, France was turned into an Allied hubbub of activity.  The Germans had to concede to the Allies and make a retreat, lest they be overrun.  We advance another 76 years to D-Day +2, 2020 and we find Trump retreating to the White House, escaping from the rest of the country after his ludicrous remarks on election night about how he had already won the election.  Well, the Beach Head has been established by the Allies and they have obtained 264 electoral votes to 214 for the Axis Powers and there will be no conceding, not  now or ever.  The best we can hope for is that Trump will take his golf clubs and go home, but I can’t imagine this guy going quietly into the night!  He’s a bugger, or is it booger, you know one of those things on the end of your finger that you shake and shake and can’t get rid of.  He is in a position that is completely foreign to him, alone with no one to bail him out.  It sure can be ...

D-Day +1

Welcome to Day 2 of the struggle and the continuing saga of our woes in the world of social media and mind boggling instant news.  Yesterday was a record-breaking cast your vote day and today is a record-breaking file more lawsuits than should be allowed by law day.  The rest of the world is being treated to a performance of the ultimate 3-ring circus, not led by a dapper dressed Ringmaster, but by a sorry sack of a hack with a knack to lack tact.  There should be a word to describe today’s antics and should be no more than 2 syllables.  I can think of quite a few words to describe the indescribably malicious cause of all this grief, but I really can’t repeat them in print so I will just go with “perplexed!”  That’s the look I see on many political figures face’s in the aftershock of another Trump Tirade.  As of this writing, the Trump Campaign has filed unwarranted legal action against 5 states: Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.  ...

FUBAR

  Hiya citizens!  Here we are, D-Day 2020 and things are already f**ked up beyond all recognition, pretty much as we expected.  Hey, when there is an event of this magnitude and Donald Trump is involved, we can count on him to create controversy just by being Donald Trump.  Well, it didn’t take long, even Republicans were taken aback when the Master of Disaster came out and proclaimed victory so you can stop counting ballots.  All the political analysts had stated that most states are too close to call and Trump claims victory?  Now to begin with, this is standard operating procedure for Blondie, look at his take on Covid-19.  One of the 1st things I heard him say was that it will be eradicated when the weather warms up and then there was the bleach incident, which some of his followers actually followed through on.  The point here is that when he speaks, all the wrong words come out.  His actions and reactions create confusion and chaos, par...

TRAINWRECK

Everyone would most always prefer to be on a fast track to success.  For 99 and 44/100th’s percent of us, overnight success is years in the making.  A pseudo-famous musician friend of mine had a t-shirt inscribed with, “You’re looking at a 27 year stubborn streak of overnight success!” I told him he was quite fortunate to have achieved that in little to no time.  Some folks  want, need, desire and/or demand instant gratification, but that usually starts to wean somewhat after kindergarten.  Unfortunately, there are those who have failed miserably in social graces and carried this scourge into the highest levels of government.  The result of this reality, for most of the world, has the “unconscionable chaos” of a Trump Trainwreck! Hey, you still with me?  This is the Federal Government here, you can’t say federal government and instant gratification in the same sentence!  It’s an oxymoron, it’s right up there with Army Intelligence and Jumbo Shr...

Indescribably Malicious

WTF!!!!!!!!  The world has turned upside down and Republicans are acting like a bunch of f@#$ing gorillas, led by an orange shaded King Kong who acts more like a Ding Dong singing the same old song.  What have we citizens, of this country, allowed to take place in 2016?  Was complacency that prevalent that we didn’t bother to take seriously enough the candidacy of a former 1st Lady and a reality TV clown.  Well, all you inventive voters out there who got creative or otherwise with your votes and actually did a write-in Mickey Mouse vote have been sorry ever since.  I’m not exactly not guilty, myself, of voting for someone insignificant, I did vote, but I voted like the majority of people in this country, I voted against someone.  The late famous comedian, George Carlin once said, “Anyone in this country can run for president and that’s the problem.”  Boy oh boy, if he only lived to see the horror of that statement. Allow me to introduce myself!  M...