Somebody Call the Whambulance

Don’t you just love it?  Watching these reprehensible Republicans spit on each other?  I could get used to that real quick.  I’m not talking about the Republicans that have a brain and want to move on, but they are stymied by the ones who lack brains and exhume stupidity.  All these pseudo-trumpers who do his bidding are making complete utter fools of themselves and our democratic process.  When 9/11 occured, I admired Rudy Giuliani who was the mayor of NYC at the time.  It’s too bad that he didn’t pull the plug and retire from the public eye.  You gotta admit though, he’s a perfect fit for his boss, as they are most decidedly two wrongs trying to make a right and ended up out in left field.  Now he’s complaining that the democrats want to execute him and put Barr in jail.  I, myself, call that a good start and take Bubblebrain with you.  These spoiled brats are lousy losers and if they don’t get their way, they are going to take their ball and go home.  Oh no, not that, somebody call the whaaaambulance!

So Giuliani decides to hold another press conference, this time at the Republican National Headquarters in Washington, D.C.  I consider that quite a downgrade location compared to the last one held at that lawn & garden business next to that quaint little adult bookstore, giving us a glimpse of America’s real down home ambiance.    Hope the store owners got a boost in sales from all that free publicity.  Rumor has it that Rudy even got to take home a free tree and an x-rated video about an old politician caught with a young lady in a New York City hotel room .  Now I don’t really know what goes on behind the scenes at political press conferences, but I imagine they use the same technique of makeup as you would for any other related function, but somebody backstage failed, big time, as Rudy’s face turned into one of those California mudslides and the photo I had seen of him is the ugliest to date as the mud looks like blood and his horrid expression looks like he’s stuck with snakes on a plane.  These guys just don’t seem to wanna give up.  It’s a one step forward and two steps backward process and they are becoming more and more embarrassing onto their own selves.  I hope the rest of the Republicans can see the light and throw in the towel.  The sooner, the better.  Stay tuned…..!

 

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