FUBAR

 

Hiya citizens!  Here we are, D-Day 2020 and things are already f**ked up beyond all recognition, pretty much as we expected.  Hey, when there is an event of this magnitude and Donald Trump is involved, we can count on him to create controversy just by being Donald Trump.  Well, it didn’t take long, even Republicans were taken aback when the Master of Disaster came out and proclaimed victory so you can stop counting ballots.  All the political analysts had stated that most states are too close to call and Trump claims victory?  Now to begin with, this is standard operating procedure for Blondie, look at his take on Covid-19.  One of the 1st things I heard him say was that it will be eradicated when the weather warms up and then there was the bleach incident, which some of his followers actually followed through on.  The point here is that when he speaks, all the wrong words come out.  His actions and reactions create confusion and chaos, part of his modus operandi.  Be interesting to see how many of his ancestors were snake oil salesfolk.

The way I see it, one of these guys has to win by a landslide, anything less will take weeks to sort out.  I miss the 1960 election.  It was a nail biter, and Kennedy went to bed knowing that when he woke up in the morning, he would either have won or lost. It came to a conclusion later that morning when Nixon conceded.  If only it could be like that now.  Fat chance!  Joe Biden is in a no-win situation, if he loses, he will give his concession speech, if he wins, he loses cause Trump will never concede.  I envision Trump barricading himself in the Oval Office with the furniture and Resolute desk all pushed up against the door to keep the National Guard troops at bay while visions of jail cells dance in his head.  If I were him, I would just throw in the towel, walk away and have Pence pardon him.  That way he can be put out to pasture at Mar-a-Lago to stud.  That’s all we need, a whole bunch of blonde Oompa Loompa babies with fake hair.  Stay Tuned…..!

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