At Sullie's Place

Let’s cut to the chase.  Forget about the Hors d’oeuvres and salad bar and let’s go right to the meat and potatoes.  All this bad shit going down from these demonic assholes ransacking public places, flaunting guns and hangman’s nooses are the worst of the worst.  I don’t give a shit about how they were raised or who they blame for their morbid twisted unethical behavior because I already know who the perpetrator is that weaved his morbid ways into the fabric of our national consciousness and that’s none other than the Dishonorable Donald John Trump.  All this garbage would not be happening today without him.  Aren’t we so f***ing fortunate!  I’m not a Hillary fan by any stretch of the imagination but I’m in that group that votes for the lesser of two evils.  Let me put this into perspective, if a cadre of KKK Trumpers invaded my Little House on the Prairie space back in 2016 and threatened me that I better vote for Trump, or else they will stick needl...

Move over Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert and others too many to list here and make room in the Trump Dump for another Cultpublican braggart who is scheming for her 15 minutes of fame.  Unlike the aforementioned 3 Stooges who are just merely the run of the mill creepy contra-conservatives, this one here has all the qualifications of a deeply disturbed wing-nut.  Her name is of great ominous concern to me.  Why, you ask?  It’s not just Marjorie Greene, it has to be Marjorie Taylor Greene, another new kookie kid on the block from Georgia’s 14th District.  What I am having a problem with is her going with her full name and she seems to be headed in the same direction of those other wackos from the past who went with their full names, you know, the ones whose names lack content without their middle name, such as: Jack Ripper, Attila Hun, John Booth, Lee Oswald, Osama Laden, Cruella Vil, etc.  Get my drift?  The Republican Party is a huge magnet that ...

I just can’t catch a break!  It’s getting pathetic to turn on my computer these days and face the nation.  This Monday morning is particularly grisly.  The 1st thing my eye scans is a picture of a maskless concert in El Cajon, California and a picture of Fox News Laura Ingraham.  Just the sight of her made me run over to the kitchen sink to puke.  So here I am, staring at two stories that warrant consideration on account of their headlines: “Sean Feucht Concert Draws Hundreds of Maskless Revelers to See Evangelical Singer” and “Laura Ingraham’s Brother Calls Her Pathetic.”  Well, he’s in good company.  I scanned the pathetic story first as it had the makings of a good family squabble.  His name is Curtis and he’s a self-proclaimed sibling fact checker.  Whew!  That’s a full time job.  Seems that Fox News Science Editor Dr. Laura Ingraham shared an article to twitter about Dr. Fauci discussing the deadliness of the new strain of COVI...

The stench of Trump lingers.  It permeates throughout Trumpdom.  The Trumpublican Party is the biggest f***ing mess we have in this country and all of their Right, more Right and extreme Right influence has become the bane of our existence.  There will be no unity.  The damage is way too deep and way too extreme.  Let’s face it, Trump left in disgrace, a broken lonely self absorbed pompous pain in the ass and The Republicans won’t cut the cord.  Right now, as I am venting, he should be in jail for his war crimes.  He’s wallowing in misery ever since he skipped town and flew down to Mar-A-Lago and there went the neighborhood.  They don’t want him there.  He can’t understand why his trophy wife isn’t miserable right alongside him.  She’s probably never been so happy and most likely, oblivious to all that’s not well and could care less.  What do you expect from a bubblebrain who was doing a photo shoot of rugs and coffee tables at the ...

Whoa!  I’ve been left out of The Far Right Equation!  How disappointing!  I was certain that I was an apropos candidate too!  Now I have never been accused of being highly intelligent and I do believe that my IQ is actually in triple figures, but I did poorly in school and struggled to maintain a C average.  My best academic year was my 2nd year in 2nd grade as I cut the number of D’s right in half.  Right in half!  I was so proud of me doncha know?  Since I was a little slow on the intake, you know, not real fast but at least half-fast, I should fit right in.  The Far Right Extreme would be home for me, they would welcome me with open arms.  Just look at their awe-inspiring names they have: Oath Keepers - my experience there is unparalleled as I’m not sure how many oaths I had to recite back in my school days from altar boys to neighborhood gangs to high school organizations to the top oath keeper of them all, The Boy Scouts of America;...

Just a blurb here to fill you in on the Post-Trump Presidency and how I will be handling this satirical political humor that I have been entertaining you all with since the election.  Going to be pretty much the same format, as I will always be picking on someone that irks me and expounds themselves unfavorably in my direction.  So, who could today’s target be, then?  There is so much to choose from in the extreme elements of the political realm.  Spoiler Alert: Look Out FOX NEWS, I’m Coming For Youse.  All I need to do is turn on my laptop and go to my home page, containing tons of pictures and headlines.  I tried to get an estimate of how many of these headlines there are, but it appears to be bottomless.  In order to come up with some sort of guesstimate, I pressed the down arrow for one minute and I would say more than 250 articles flashed before my eyes. Obviously some of these articles are repetitious, but there certainly is a vast plethora to ch...

This article is going to be different.  No humor, satire, jokes or sarcasm, well maybe some sarcasm.  I feel I need to say something about the former Wicked Witch of the East and his callous cohorts in their mis-management and blatant disregard of the CoronaVirus.  I believe a tribunal should be set up, just like they did after World War ll for war crimes.  It has come to my attention that the Biden Administration has found out that the previous Trump Administration’s mishandling of this scourge of the 21st century is way worse than they even imagined. It doesn’t take rocket science to see these Republicans complete disregard and nonchalance on the subject simply by paying attention to their attitude.  There is something I will never be able to unsee and that is during the insurrection of the Capitol, whilst these legislatures were waiting out of harm’s way, Lisa Blunt Rochester, Maryland’s lone House Member tried to hand out masks to her fellow Republicans and ...

First of all, my apologies to Julie Andrews and the Von Trapp Family Singers, but the title I have for this article is just way too tempting.  I awoke this morning to a whiff of fresh air, the sound of music and a peaceful easy feeling after a grand and glorious inauguration day.  In all, yesterday was a real break in the action.  It was a pleasure to see so many smiles and kind gestures happen in Washington D.C.  Quite a change from 2 weeks ago or the last 4 years for that matter.  I have to admit to all of you that it was a very emotional day and I did well up on more than one occasion.  As I had mentioned in a previous article, it has been 60 years since I last sat through an entire inauguration and there was a deja vu moment yesterday that first happened back in 1961  I listened to Robert Frost’s poem, “The Gift Outright” that he spoke from memory at JFK’s inauguration and I said to myself, “I should start writing more poetry.”  After watching...

Finally?  He’s actually gone?  I have this little tic in my head that gives me the creepies in that tomorrow I’m going to wake up and it will be Groundhog Day over and over and Trump will still be on his rampage and continue the carnage.  If today becomes the real yesterday of tomorrow and this 4 plus year national nightmare is really over and “Say it’s so Joe” is Commander in Chief, I will be able to breathe again.  What a day!  I haven’t been this politically exhilarated since Nixon abdicated the throne.  Not to say he wasn’t a good man and a decent politician, he just fell in with the wrong crowd.  As much of a scoundrel he may have been, I would gladly have taken him, way instead, these past four years.  You see, Nixon was an amateur compared to the Ogre we had until today and, believe me, it was best that the Ogre didn’t hang around.  I could just picture him rolling his eyes, looking bored and texting all his friends, both of them....

I have a question for you all and I will phrase it with my usual Northern Minnesota jargon and that is: So, what will be the name of Trump’s new political party, then?  See what I did there?  You can ask any question on any subject with that phrase as an opening statement.  Here, let me walk you through it.  Let’s just say there is a debate as to the greatest baseball player of all time and you want recognition for your guy so you would ask, “So, is Willie Mays the best of all time, then?”  Or maybe the talk is about jet pilots, you would simply phrase it, “So, is Chuck Yeager the greatest flyer of them all, then”?  Are you catching on?  For those of you who aren’t, help is here for you.  Just write this phrase 10 times and you should catch on, “So, is Donald Trump the worst President of all time, then?”  Get it?  Got it?  Good?  So, you ready to move on, then?  When Brian Williams starts his news report this evening, he w...

Past cult leaders the likes of Sun Myung Moon, David Koresh and Jim Jones, exemplary role models for “Moonies”, “Davidians” and “Peoples Templers” are said to have had a charismatic  gift of gab and were able to ensnarl a whole slew of followers into their realm.  They, of course, have since passed into the great beyond.  Moon was 92 when he died of pneumonia, Korish was 33 when he and his zealots died with guns blazing and Jones 47, died with his lemmings from a bad dose of kool-aid.  There was a rumor going around that his last words were, “Hey, did someone spike this stuff!”   Like Stalin, Hitler and Atilla the Hun, these folks had the innate ability to sway the masses.  To this day, I still can’t figure out how.  I was more enamored with garden slugs than those “coots.”  Nowadays, we have a new malady in our midst, an anomaly if you will, who not only doesn’t have a gift of gab, but cannot even enunciate words correctly, uses alternative facts...

There is an old adage that has been floating around for quite some time, especially the past 4 years: “You Can’t Fix Stupid!”  Now Forrest Gump would say something to the effect of, “I’m not real sure ‘bout that, stupid is as stupid does!”  As for me, I would say that fixing stupid, at it’s best, is a definate, possible maybe and I find myself leaning favorably towards it, then I watch the evening news and phhhit!  Being borderline neutral, it would depend on whether or not I find myself sitting out the rest of the morning in the nearest water closet with a book of matches, chastising myself for my stupidity for eating chili cheese dogs again for breakfast.  My thoughts on the subject are, yes, people are basically stupid and it is up to them to unstupid themselves. Some succeed at it, but some deescalate quicker than a flitter fighting forty four frivolous felons.  I believe that a more fitting analogy would be something like, “Well, I Guess You Can’t Teach A S...

The sum of all my fears have been added up at the end of these past 4 years.  Five people are now dead and hundreds will be prosecuted.  Another day that will live in infamy unfolded right before my eyes, just like the JFK assassination, the Twin Towers and now the Trump Terrorists.  Pearl Harbor was a tad before my time, but that was the event that coined that famous phrase that FDR first uttered. Of the 3 aforementioned events in my lifetime, only JFK’s murder came as a shock.  As shocking as 9/11 was, I believe it was only a matter of time.  Except for the ease of their mission, yesterday’s events came as no surprise, given the cult follower conspiracy theories of these Terrible Trumpets.  They will go the distance for their exalted leader and do all they can to keep him in place as dictator for life.  He even stated that he loves them.  Idn’t dat spatial?  I am most happy to announce that you fools have all been duped and you’re all going...

So how can you eradicate the scourge of the 21st century?  There are many defenses that have been used, but nothing has worked so far.  This epidemic is a loose canon and has run maliciously unchecked with no concern whatsoever as to whoever stands in the way.  Well, I have the remedy to put an immediate end to this demonic proclivity for chaos and prevent it from rearing its ugly head ever again.  This has already been tried, but it has not been completely followed through.  The answer of course is Impeachment with removal from office and disqualification from ever holding public office again.  Oh, I’m sorry, did I confuse you?  I’m actually talking about the other slimeball virus. I am a bon-a-fide senior citizen who was born when Truman was President so I have gone through 12 previous oval office holders, some of whom I voted for.  My 1st legal Presidential election was 1968 and my voting record is 6 wins - 8 losses.  As I mentioned in pre...

The pandemic of the century isn’t the only social distancing item on the agenda these days.  It  seems like the Republican Party is actively distancing itself from each other, sort of scattering to the 4 winds.  I could care less if they split in two and spit on each other.  The latest victim is another maga-capped Trump supporter (ho-hum) that goes by the name of Lin Wood.  It absolutely tickles me when another Trumpster follows the Pompous Party Playbook.  It’s okay to have bad thoughts about Mitch & Mike, but you don’t make a public statement that one should be arrested and the other one shot by a firing squad.  I have the same thoughts, but I’m not in the public eye and I pseudo-keep them to myself. Hopefully the Republicans put a gag & restraining order on this nit-wit which would be one less lawyer out there gumming up the works.  He could even join up with Rudy and Sidney and take their act on the road.  I suggest they go under...