The Stench

The stench of Trump lingers.  It permeates throughout Trumpdom.  The Trumpublican Party is the biggest f***ing mess we have in this country and all of their Right, more Right and extreme Right influence has become the bane of our existence.  There will be no unity.  The damage is way too deep and way too extreme.  Let’s face it, Trump left in disgrace, a broken lonely self absorbed pompous pain in the ass and The Republicans won’t cut the cord.  Right now, as I am venting, he should be in jail for his war crimes.  He’s wallowing in misery ever since he skipped town and flew down to Mar-A-Lago and there went the neighborhood.  They don’t want him there.  He can’t understand why his trophy wife isn’t miserable right alongside him.  She’s probably never been so happy and most likely, oblivious to all that’s not well and could care less.  What do you expect from a bubblebrain who was doing a photo shoot of rugs and coffee tables at the White House whilst the mob was breaking and entering.  She didn’t even write her own thank you notes before she absconded, leaving that chore to one of her minions.  With any luck, she’ll fall off the face of the earth.  The damage that flowed from the Trump Administration this past 4 years is irreversible and to make matters worse, he’ll get away with it.  Sure, the House is going to send the Articles of Impeachment to the Senate later today, but those pompous pukes are way too paranoid to choose perception over Party Politics.  There is more collateral damage in the Halls of Congress then should be allowed by law.  You can thank all those Trumpublican transgressors, it’s like they are all running on Cruz Control.  

Let’s go back to the scene of the crime.  Sullie’s Log, Stardate 21144.5 and the Head Gorgan (Trump) and his Lieutenant Warthog (Rudy-Tootie) have incited the insurrectionists with vile and scurrilous verbiage and seditious phrases of “Taking Back Our Country” and “Trial By Combat.” They had their subjects so riled up that they stormed our Nation’s Capitol Building and ran amok.  After order was restored, those two infamous scumbag Senators from Texas and Missouri still  objected to the electoral college.  This is the part where you let out a big sigh.  Too bad the mob didn’t overrun those slimeballs.  That would have been right up there with the horse’s head.  We the people should petition for an Inquisition, a trial by fire so to speak.  They would be stripped of their Congressional Privilege and their diplomatic immunity will be revoked.  Now this is where it gets a little dicey.  They will go through a gauntlet of challenges reminiscent of 1776.  The least of their disfavor?  Tarred and feathered.  Too bad it’s been outmoded, I’m gonna miss the screaming.  I don’t have any answers, but I do have a ton of questions, such as, why do we incarcerate petty shoplifters and we allow these seditious shitheads to roam free.  Time for me to get a hold of a couple of distant cousins in Sicily who run a highly successful Ways and Means Committee.  Stay tuned…..!


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