Caio Babe!

Finally?  He’s actually gone?  I have this little tic in my head that gives me the creepies in that tomorrow I’m going to wake up and it will be Groundhog Day over and over and Trump will still be on his rampage and continue the carnage.  If today becomes the real yesterday of tomorrow and this 4 plus year national nightmare is really over and “Say it’s so Joe” is Commander in Chief, I will be able to breathe again.  What a day!  I haven’t been this politically exhilarated since Nixon abdicated the throne.  Not to say he wasn’t a good man and a decent politician, he just fell in with the wrong crowd.  As much of a scoundrel he may have been, I would gladly have taken him, way instead, these past four years.  You see, Nixon was an amateur compared to the Ogre we had until today and, believe me, it was best that the Ogre didn’t hang around.  I could just picture him rolling his eyes, looking bored and texting all his friends, both of them.  I cannot express enough the irreparable damage that that family perpetrated these past few years.  The Biden Administration will not be able to rectify damage control on their own.  They are looking for us to contribute in what will not be a simple task.  In the words of John F. Kennedy, “Not because it will be easy, but because it will be hard.”  I have been out of touch with politics since the 2016 election and it is so hard to explain just how the thrill of today is developing for the likes of me.

There is one thing I need to go into at this time.  This is my 27th political article since the election and they were fairly easy to accomplish on account of my subject, but there is a shift now, in the positioning of availability.  I discovered that today.  Prior to the infamous insurrection of two weeks ago, the last time I had the TV on during the day was on 9/11.  I watch all news outlets, except Fox and there wasn’t a single mention of Mr. Trump outside of the fact that he wasn’t there since he broke tradition and skipped town.  What a joy to spend such a wondrous day of political festivities watching the tube without the Baby Brat taking up air time and what a joy to actually see smiles on the faces of these news commentators.  But, I did check on Fox a few times to see if they have their feet planted on the ground, but alas, they are still in La La Land.  They were pissin’ and moanin’ something about Trump is not going anywhere and neither is Fox News.  Well duh!!!!!  Kinda hard to motorvate in all that shit you’ve been slinging these past 4 years.  Someone should inform those half-wits that the Country changed on January 6, 2021, or not!  I may have to change tact, since the Baby Brat is now citizen Trump, but I have no problem with that whatsoever.  I prefer he evaporates like a fart in the wind, or is that Rudy Tuttie’s specialty?  No, I’m afraid we will still be stuck with him, but at least, in a different capacity.  His last words were something to the effect of, “Have A Nice Life” and “We’ll Be Back In Some Form.”  Whoa, back in some form?  Sounds disturbing!  What kind of form? Will we be able to choose the form?  If so, then I vote for an ink blot.  Very ubiquitous and non descript.  Stay tuned…..!

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