Beer, Bullets & Body Bags

Written 6/6/2022

I wish I were in charge, you know, something like the Supreme Commander of the World.  It would be up to me as to who would continue in their position of responsibility or who would be phased out.  If you are a merit able person who is very sensical and uses common sense and sound judgement, you may remain in the circle of sensibility.  If you are in an excellent position to prevent tragedy from happening such as someone in a political position or law enforcement and you fail in using any or all of the above approaches, then you will be made an example of and I mean that in the most negative way.  I, and I alone, will decide what degree of punishment will be served on those ****ups.  These decisions can range from the least stringent, such as being voted out of office to being fired with no unemployment benefits to a lobotomy to bringing back the guillotine.  So, with that said, let the games begin and the heads roll.

First off, one must always remember that when you are dealing with the State of Texas, you are dealing with an entity that is off grid.  Treat the situation as if you are in the Twilight Zone and are merely waiting to wake up from a bad dream.  I have a perfect example to better understand Texas tact.  Back in 1978, I was set up at the Harris County Fair in Houston, with one of my concession stands at the Northline Mall off of I-45 on the northside.  Our camper was at a park east of the city.  On my daily excursion to work, I would listen to the news and was absolutely astounded to hear that there was a traffic fatality every single day, but there were no details as to the cause. It didn’t take long on my daily sojourns to notice that there were sporadic locations of drive-thru stands on frontage roads all over in the suburbs.  They all looked the same, but with no advertising.  Turns out that they were 1 qt. bottled beer stands that you can purchase for $1.00.  Needless to say, I came to my own conclusions as to the cause of the daily body count.  Chalk it up to Texas, if you don’t have a beer in your hand, they’ll issue you one.  I doubt if anything has changed in the past 40 some years except now you can add AR-15’s to the list and create all sorts of daily fatalities.  Good ‘ol Texas, the land of bullets, beer and body bags!

There is the old adage that, “shit floats to the top” so let’s start there with the top flop in this cesspool of talent that I hold accountable for the Uvalde unrest, the poster child of the “status quo” himself, Governor Greg Abbott of Texas.  The verdict on this guy is that he has overstayed his welcome.  He’s up for re-election this November.  I’ll let him off easy and simply have him voted out of office and throw him out with the rest of the garbage.  Next on the list is the Texas Turd himself, Ted Cruz, who is presently competing for the title of the world’s biggest slimeball, but he has plenty of heady competition.  He may not be directly involved in the present chaos, but he is certainly guilty by association and can single-handedly save the world by actually moving to Cancun and not seek re-election.  Normally, his punishment would be a lobotomy, but it would be redundant.  The NRA will never be held accountable as they buy themselves out of every possible conflict by the use of pure, unadulterated bribery.  They are a classless lot and Charleton Heston, alias Moses & Ben Hur, has to be turning in his grave.  Finally, the law enforcement who stood around long enough, that if they were not eligible to vote in that district, they are now.  I can think of quite a few famous personalities whose marriages didn’t last that long.  They took delay tactics to new heights and if it weren’t for some parents, more would have been slaughtered.  If it were up to me, their law enforcement days would now be behind them.  Lord have mercy!  Stay tuned…..!