The McGrinch That Stole Your Stimulus

I disagreed with my wife just now, something that I never do, since the repercussions are quite disturbing.  Here’s what went down.  She stated that Mitch McConnell can’t stoop any lower into the depravity he wallows in.  I stood tall, took a deep breath, looked her right in the eye and spewed out “Yes he can!”  It was a moment frozen in time and then she smiled.   No systematic repercussions followed.  Whew!  Now, as a politician, he has a certain inalienable right to say one thing and mean another, or to talk out of two sides of his mouth, but Mitcheroo, has the extraneous ability to talk out of two faces.  Unfortunately, those two faces resemble both Scrooge and The Grinch.  Isn’t it easy for someone with a net worth of $22,200,000 to stand at a podium in the hallowed halls of Congress and object to raising the stimulus check amount from $600.00 to $2,000.00?  Then there’s Pat Toomey, R-Pennsylvania, who said there are too many citizens out there who would get that increase and won’t need it, so he would vote against it.  WTF?  Duuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!  It’s called collateral damage dick-wad!  Spare the Few and Starve the Thousands, eh?

You realize that all that’s happening in Congress right now is under the guise of the Trumpster.  He’s playing both ends against the middle.  He doesn't give a shit about any of them and he cares less about the rest of us.  Isn’t it easy for someone with an unknown net worth who’s lost $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$.$$ to pull the strings?  So what, exactly, is Mitch McGrinch doing?  He knows Trump could care less about the two grand and is using it as a political ploy.  He knows that all his boss is interested in is stealing the election back so he will get a, “Get Out Of Jail Card”, for four more years.  Also, Mitch McScrooge has to be thinking of his own future.  He doesn’t want to be destroyed by a Wing-Nut seeking revenge on all who stand in his way.  He wants to be where he is, for as long as he can.  So the question of the day is, since his boss came up with the two grand tithe, why not go along?  Seems like the sound thing to do.  After all, he just won re-election and is set for the next 6 years.  But being part of an elephant herd though can be a bit tricky. He will want to remain in his present capacity and not be sent down to the minors and be forced to switch places with Pelosi.  In the end, he can ride out the rest of the lame duck days and see if the Devil’ll runoff in Georgia, as Big Mac’s lookin’ for some votes to steal. Stay tuned…..!

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