Low Life Lunacy

I am trying to dissect in these past 75 years of my life if I have ever experienced a more pile of shit times that I am now living in.  I always considered my folks’ generation much rougher since they experienced both The Depression and World War ll.  They came through it and have since been called “The Greatest Generation.”  What have we learned from History to help us better our lives today?  Apparently, we haven’t learned a thing.  Bigotry is alive and flourishing, Hitler has been re-incarnated and invaded the new Poland in the form of that Putin Puke who ironically claims he is trying to rid Ukraine of Nazis, the Q-Quacks are still running amok and are succeeding in turning conspiracy theories into Gospel, many politicians have turned into morons i.e. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, etc., we still have the virus of the 21st Century making headlines and Trump and many of the January 6th Insurrectionists are still roaming free.  Boy oh boy, there sure is a lot to be said about lobotomies and euthanasia.  


Growing up in the sixties is something I would not swap for any other decade.  Granted, they were defining times, politically, socially and musically.  Incomes were low ($5,179 annual salary) and hemlines were high (mini-skirts) long-distance phone calls were $$$, but love was free, gas was cheap (.25 a gallon), cars were spendy ($2,752), a loaf of bread was .23 and prime rib was unaffordable for most of us, but we were living the American Dream in the Land of the Free.  Today, American Democracy is dying and the American Dream is dead.  Who, what, when, where and why is to blame?  The answer to that is we are.  We are allowing all those bad things to gain a foothold in the first place.  We have the ability to dissipate all those wrongs, but alas, we refuse to do so.  We are our own worst enemy.  Unfortunately, I am not in charge, but here are a few suggestions.  Bigotry: Zero tolerance, period!  Any violations and the bigotor will have to remain in the custody of the bigotee and their family for no less than 2 weeks, but no more than 3 and will sleep in a room prepared for him in which the air is supplied by all the exhaust fans from all the dwellings bathrooms; For the inglorious bastard that invaded Ukraine: All the military from most of the countries around the world will quarantine The Puke and lay siege to his country and not allow any movement in or out until he sees the error of his ways or he develops an incurable rash with a permanent wedgie side effect, whichever occurs first; For all the Q-Quacks and moronic politicians, they can be all lumped together and sent to Texas, which will be cordoned off to the point where escape is futile.  All toilet paper will be confiscated and their menu will only consist of spicy chili dogs.  For the ex-prez and his fellow Insurrectionists: they will be excommunicated and forever trapped in the DC Comic Books Phantom Zone.  Whoa, can’t get much more ironic than that, eh?


Moving on now to the last of my microscopic scourges: The Virus!  All of the aforementioned scourges are complicated in their own right, but you can simply sluff them off as being mere idiots with no responsible bone in their body.  This virus is the most complicated issue with the easiest solution: GET THE FUCKING SHOTS AND THE BOOSTER!!!  All you shit-for-brains naysayers out there are not fit for human inclusion.  Doesn’t take a PHD to figure out that most of these shitheads are conspiracy theorists and Q-Quacks that exist in the void with no hope of return.  Stay tuned…..!

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