Prophetic Pest Part 3

The Prophetic Pest is back!  Not to be confused with The Prophetic Pest Part 2 from April 14th, but the original Prophetic Pest from March 10th.  Remember Robin Bullock who said that God will clear the way for Trump to come back and serve another 3 terms?  Yep, he’s back and this time he has added more information to us low lives who haven’t been burdened with the trials and tribulations of prophetic posturing.  I can’t imagine the pressure these warped wrecks have to go through on a daily basis.  What happens when their so-called prophecies don’t come to pass?  I think I know how the game works.  They secretly know they are full of it, however, since the law of averages states that you may be on a losing streak, every so often, you nail it!  You don’t ever expect that to happen, but even prophets are apt to win some, even though they lose quite a few.

So what’s he got up his sleeve now and is it worth even looking into?  Newsweek must think so as they are doing a follow up article.  Must have been a slow week for them.  Perhaps they like to venture out every so often and turn up another nutcase spouting off more conspiracy theories since we don’t have enough.  Marjorie Taylor Greene alone can supply us with enough of her cockamamie bull to keep us supplied for a few lifetimes.  Anyway, Bullock the BS’er is still spouting off the SOS but now he’s upped the ante.  Now he says something about how it is a sin for us to refer to Joe Biden as the President.  Oh-Oh, looks like there are millions and millions of sinners out there, myself included.  That’s what he’s telling his congregation at his “Youth Force Ministries Church International” and his weekly prophetic, or is it pathetic YouTube program called “The Eleventh Hour,” not to be confused with MSNBC’s “The Eleventh Hour with Brian Williams” although there is no way you could mistake one for the other.  This watered-down pastor goes on to say that Biden is not the legitimate President, but a Jackal sitting in the White House and is dangerous for America.  He also claims that Biden’s fake presidency is finished after Biden stumbled on the steps of Air Force One.  Hmm, that would be a solid scientific clue for sure.  Gee, I hope that when I gained all that extra weight a couple years ago on account of a certain medical condition and tried on one of my wife’s bras to keep my boobs afloat isn’t a sign that I am about to become Bruce Jenner personified.  He ends his speech by saying that Biden is trying to stop the prophecy of the Trump presidency and will suffer under the terrible burden of hiding the truth and will be driven mad by it.  I can see that, chees, if I had some wingnut out there disguising himself as a man of the cloth using his snake oil salesmanship to all those registered voters by selling them a bill of goods about me, I wouldn’t be happy about it.  But then again, if I were the President, I would have more pressing matters on my mind.  I guess that’s why I am who I am so’s I can keep you all entertained.  

I don’t even know why I bother with these sick tickets.  This guy already struck out in my previous article about him.  I hope this is the last of the midnight oil madness about kooks like this that are coming out of the woodwork.  I promise that the next article will be way more sustainable such as the plausibility of the Republican Party!  Stay tuned…..!

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