Best Of The Worst Part 2

Hold the presses!  We are interrupting this program for a special announcement.  We need to delay this decision due to extraneous information that has just come our way.  The Awards Ruling Committee has just decided that there is one more eligible nominee that was passed over on account of this award being only open to active politicians and it now has been deemed, according to the bylaws, that former members are qualified to be a part of the nominating process.  The only former member who had applied was none other than the former America’s Mayor who has so dramatically fallen from grace, the mug of mud, the one, the only, the mud-face melting fart-banger himself, Ruuudyyyy Giuuuuliaaaani!!!  Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Whoa!  This changes everything.  The Deep Six, a term our production engineer came up with as a nickname for the aforementioned nominees has now added another outstanding puke to become the Insignificant 7.  So let’s take a break here for our sponsor and we’ll be right back.

And now, back to our irregular programming.  What can be said about this package of raw meat.   Just what the “Pubs” need now since they just can’t stop repeating the 2 timed debunked story of the correlation between Greenhouse Gases and Biden’s so called reduction to only 4# of beef, per person, per year.  The “Pubs” are going to keep going down that conspiracy trail until they are voted out of office.  With Rudy in the running now, this brings a whole new dimension to the Best of the Worst.  With the exception of the old phart, Ron Jon, the other 5 nominees are nutjobs on one or two levels, but Rudy, well, he’s all over the map.  Talk about experience.  This guy is right up there with the civilian honoree, Mike, snuff him out with his own pillow, Lindell.  No one can compete with Rudy.  Word on the street is that he is so full of it, he’s got conspiracy theories in his shit!

Again, with the exception of Ron Jon, the other 5 nominees are too young and inexperienced.  They’re at the age where their brain is barely into development, if it will develop at all.  Plus, they are inexperienced wackos who still operate on amateur hour.  But don’t count them out as they are ahead of the game as to where Rudy was at their age.  Unfortunately, they will not survive what it takes to be in real government work.  They are there for show and to stroke their own ego.  You have to look at them the way you look at the movie industry: For Entertainment Purposes Only!

So how about that Rudy?  Wow, 7 F.B.I. agents.  That’s more than what was used to take out Dillinger.  Rudy got  busted at 6:00 in the morning.  His 1st reaction must have been what he thought was a continuation of a Borat movie, but where’s the “chick!”  They confiscated all sorts of electronic equipment and rumor has it that his full size blow-up dolls were also tagged and bagged, but that has yet to be verified.  The authorities are looking for a connection between him and the Ukrainians with a possible connection to Trump.  I haven’t gone into detail over this as I’m only interested in the end result of a prosecution.  Maybe they’ll have him and Trump bunk together.  

So that’s it!  Outside of Ron Jon, no real competition for Rudy in the final stretch.  Rudy and his shenanigans are way beyond those other nominated wingnuts.  He’s in a league of his own, a legend in his own mind and our pick for the Top Political Puke in a Leading Role.  Stay tuned…..!


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