Wine vs Whine

I like a good wine.  I am not a connoisseur and just consider myself a regular Joe Winer,   however, my palate can tell if the wine is good or bad.  I was raised on homemade Dago Red that was served at many a meal while growing up, since being from a huge Italian family, it was ingrained into our DNA.  For my own personal taste, wine falls into 2 categories: good (Stella Rosa) and so-so (Ripple) as there is no bad wine.  Now lets contrast that with “whiners.”  Again, I am not a connoisseur and have to rely on my palate to tell if the whine is good or bad and it also falls into 2 categories: whaaaa…..& more whaaaa…..since there is no good whine!  Okay now, pay attention!  There is a category in both of those examples that is mostly unreachable for most folks and that is Fine Wine/Whine.  I find it isn’t necessary to spend a great deal of time in order to sip the excellent costly wine, just as it isn’t necessary to spend a great deal of time to listen to the exorable beastly whine.  I would rather share with you 2 cases of the former, but alas, I will now present to you 2 cases of the latter: Fox News Maggot, Tucker Carlson and Congressman Jim “Mealy Mouth” Jordan ® Ohio.

It would usually be common practice to write an entire article on each of these doofuses, but neither of them deserve my time or talent.  I have previously denigrated Tucker a time or two, but Jordan, on the other hand, is fresh meat.  Let’s start off first with that Tucker F@#$%* and his grandiose White Supremacy Show.  Since I had just written about this brat a couple articles back titled, “A Hysterical Ahistoric” that denigrates his “Great Replacement Conspiracy Theory” and where he can stick it, it was a foregone conclusion he would win more “crazies” to his side and the Anti-Defamation League would be ignored by Murdoch when they requested TC’s head on a platter.  Now ain’t that typical.  Those folks at Fox are sure fortunate to be living a charmed life.  I have become adept at recognizing them as soon as they move their lips.  They rant and rave to where they get to the point of speaking in a nasal whine.  They go through all sorts of tirades about the injustices they have to put up with as to how their white supremacy status is shrinking while they have no clue as to what injustices these minority victims are actually living through if it bit him in the ass!  Like I said, there is no good whine!

Okay meat, you’re up!  I had a classmate by the name of Jim Jordan that I haven’t seen since high school.  I sure hope he’s not this slimeball.  Let’s first start off with his good qualities.  Well, that didn’t work out.  I should actually do some research, but after watching his tirade in a heated exchange with Dr. Fauci and after going over his allotted time, Representative Maxine Waters finally had to raise her voice and urged him to respect the chair and shut your mouth.  After witnessing that, I decided to forego research and go with my gut instinct and classify him as a run of the mill playground bully.  He seems to be one of those typical controversial souls.  On the other side was Dr. Fauci who, once again, had to heed forth with the proverbial patience as if he were talking to a 2-year old.  The good Doctor was trying to explain the future of this scurrilous virus over the contemptible Congressman’s criticism and continual whining over 1st Amendment  Rights.  Dr. Fauci was doing okay in spite of the bully’s tactics.  He did miss a golden opportunity though when JJ actually shut his mouth when he asked a question, I was hoping Dr. Fauci would have said, “Whaaa, somebody call the whaaambulance!  Like I said there is no good whine!  Stay tuned…..!


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