Mr. Huff n Puff

Tucker Carlson will soon become a distant memory for the world to cherish, except for the Tucker Carsonites who live and breath his very Being.  Many of you folks know by now that my association with the Fox Fallacy Outlet is on the same level as the rest of the “Rogue Right” and Fox finds themselves in a peculiar situation.  Save for their top ridiculer, the rest of the crew are expendable liabilities as Carlson is the only entity holding that News Misinformation Network together.  Murdoch and his mad misinformed maggots are being held up by the thinnest of threads by TC SUPERSTAR, who has become more popular than both Jesus and The Beatles.  However, that thread being used is like a fine twine that’s beginning to unwind and after his cross the line utterance yesterday, it’s time for that thread to snap!

I had no idea who this madman was until after the Presidential Election that, by the way, still isn’t over.  It’s been almost 5 months and they’re still re-re-recounting ballots in Arizona.  Most of my news info came off the internet or when my wife was flipping news network stations.  I’m an old schooler raised in the Edward R. Murrow - Walter Cronkite mode when these reporters reported the news, not become the news.  At one time, Walter Cronkite was the most trusted man in America, but he knew he wasn’t the center of the universe and he and his fellow journalists knew they were not qualified to do more than report the news.  Today, news broadcasters have become experts in a vast array of fields.  Carlson thinks he’s a doctor, psychologist, analyst, civil engineer, psychiatrist, statistician, lawyer, family counselor, economist and God’s gift for the human race.  Not only is he none of the above, he’s not even a journalist.  What he really is, is a clown of a sorry-ass dangerous man.

Yesterday, Fox’s top consultant gave America an ultimatum over the masked mandate.  He wants folks to dial 911 if they see a child wearing a mask and report child abuse.  That’s pretty much it in a nutshell.  Now I’m not sure if he means the mask or the kid, but he went on with something about children who are wearing masks outside should be illegal.  Well, that’s it America, no more Halloween.  Guess I can no longer dress up as a bar-fly anymore and go trick or treatin’ for beers.  Now I didn’t see his tirade on the air since I, obviously, don’t subscribe to Mr. Huff n Puff’s oratory, but I certainly couldn’t help but see all the news flash blurbs about it as if it were the story of the day.  I did check out a Washington Post article by Margaret Sullivan (no relation) and some of her detail that is too numerous to quote here.  There is one though, that made me chuckle and it was something about telling a stranger if they would be so kind as to remove their mask since it is making you feel uncomfortable.  What a hoot!  Now I’ve been on the operating table a couple times and to the dentist more times than should be allowed by law and I was exceedingly uncomfortable with it, but it wasn’t because of the mask.  The only sight that could top that would be if some kid comes to my door next Halloween with a Tucker Carlson mask on.

Finally, this is what I fear.  There are misguided fools out there that listen to this harlequin and like the Bubba’s who drank the kool aid, or bleach, are going to create more moronic madness.  As for me, I’m off the hook.  I’ll let others lambaste him for the pandemic he is, however, it would be “just deserts” if he were to come down with that other pandemic hoax and end up in the Covid Ward.  I could just see him telling those folks, “Say, would you mind removing those masks, you’re making me uncomfortable!”  Stay tuned…..!


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