Baseless Ballot Babble

WTF!!!!!!!!  The world has turned upside down and the Republicans are acting like a bunch of f@#$ing gorillas.  Wow, it’s been almost 6 months (176 days, actually) since I last typed that statement.  November 1st, 2020 was the day I decided to task myself to the written word.  After all these years, I decided, on that day, to finally become a writer, a journalist, if you will, of political (and other) satire of the humorous sarcasm variety.  The 1st article I spewed out was titled, “Indescribably Malicious” and after 100 of these, absolutely nothing has changed, except more gorillas were sworn in as Members of the 117th Congress last January 3rd.  And you know what?  The election STILL ISN’T OVER!  The CRAZIES are still at it!  Believe it, or not, there is another recount in Arizona as we speak.  This is the never ending story that is going to cost us taxpayers into oblivion.  These cultists and their golden goose are a cancer ridden collection of overflowing sewage that is eating away at our very existence and it will not stop until these Burgemeister Baboons die out.  What the (bleep) have we wrought (rot) 4 years ago?  It would be so easy to blame the Stench-Festering Zit himself who lost the popular vote and I do, but I mostly blame our horseshit criteria of candidate selection, a weak Democratic Candidate and those 62,984,828 scammed suckers who fell for the con of the 21st century.  You fools called the wrong pandemic a hoax.  Well, your hoax is still sticking it to you, except now he has more help every time one of those Trumpublican Legislators move their lips.  I am neither capable nor willing to help you out of the muck, you’ll have to wallow out on your own.

Okay, so I read and reread this 1st paragraph then edited it and decided it isn’t strong enough, but I’m going with it anyway.  I believe I am on the verge of being prescribed for depression pills or, at least, muscle relaxers.  My wife keeps telling me to stop scouring the internet for gossip since I get all rankled into unrecognizable cognizance.  I can’t help it, I’m a legal journalist now, except on my tax forms, after all, there are folks out there now that you can count on both hands and a foot that are Sullie Suitors.  They get up in the morning and the 1st thing they do, after they take a piss, get dressed, pour a cup, drop the kids off at school, go to work, eat lunch, go home, eat supper, watch TV, tuck the kids in for bed, etc. they’ll want to check out Sullies Place and catch up on the latest, unless, of course, it slips their mind. 

So, today’s treat, boy’s and girl’s is, once again, the State of Arizona.  There is a New York Times article with the headline, “Half A Year After Trump’s Defeat, Arizona Republicans Are Recounting The Vote.”  Boy oh Boy, wouldn’t it be something if the shoe were on the other foot?  Thing is, it wouldn’t fit even though there are Cinderellacans out there that think so.  The “Dems” devious tactics are of a whole different sort.  They’re not National Enquirer material.  However, the shoe is on the only foot it fits and that is exactly what the “Pubs” are causing.  The Times just reported that flatbed trucks just delivered 78 pallets of 2.1 million ballots to a decrepit arena to kick-off, yet another seat-of-the-pants audit.  And get this, a private Florida firm by the name of Cyber Ninjas was hired by Senate Republicans who have embraced Trump’s baseless theories of election theft and have suggested, contrary to available evidence, that Trump actually won Arizona by 200,000 votes.  There’s more to this than meets the eye.  I will follow it to see how it all pans out.  Let the fun and games begin!  Stay tuned…..!

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