A Hysterical Ahistoric

Tucker Carlson of the Fox Fallacy Entertainment Network has just denigrated his ancestors.  In case you missed his bonehead spew about replacement voters yesterday, let me ease your pain and show you how to proceed with a post Tucker Carlson outburst.  First off, if his lips are moving, there is a 99 and 44/100ths percent chance that whatever he is embellishing is mere conspiracy theory and you will be just fine.  My advice to you is just eliminate Fox from your daily repertoire.  If you happened upon his tirade, or have read about it, then you may have seen a word you don’t see everyday. One that I have neither seen nor heard before, but I guessed pretty good before I looked it up.  The word is “ahistoric” and my guess was, “An ignorance of history.”  I typed in ahistoric and got reverted to ahistorical, which made sense, since the word ahistoric typed out on my laptop is underlined in red and you know what that means.  I came up with 3 definitions: lacking historical perspective or context; lack of concern for history; ahistorical nostalgia that misunderstands cultural history.  I had to double check to make sure that I typed in the word ahistoric and not Tucker Carlson since they mean the same thing, tee hee.

You're probably wondering why am I rambling on about this douchebag and his gag me with a chainsaw network.  Simply put, they deserve equal time since I am an equal employment opportunity implicator.  Besides, I don’t want to be rude since anyone whose lips are moving is fair game.  I often wonder if he rehearses what he is going to say or if he goes on cold turkey.  I would guess the latter since his oratory yesterday reeked of white supremacy all through the color spectrum and the Anti-Defamation League wants his head on a platter.  I don’t blame them not in the least, but they will have to take a number and get in line.  I don’t have enough room to explain his lollygagging so the essence of the backlash was his statement about what the White Supremacists and their, “Great Replacement Conspiracy Theory”, which claims that the Dems are attempting to fill the electorate with all sorts of 3rd World voters.  Not sure what he is trying to prove except showing us that he really does his stuff cold turkey.  If that’s the case, then Fox is complicit in colloquial controversy.  I did some research to see if his ancestry comes from the same European Caucasian melting pot most of us fall back on.  Seems the lineage in the Carlson family started with his great-great-great grandfather who left Switzer-Italy and came forth to this nation and took Lady Liberty at her words of, “give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.  Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”  Boy oh boy, I bet if this progenitor came back to check out the antics of this ahistorical descendant of his, he’ll hope the brat is adopted.  We had known, all along, that TC is ahistorical, we just pronounced it as hysterical!  Stay tuned…..!

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