3 Blind Mice

To answer Jimmy Kimmel’s question when he asked, “What the hell was that” after playing the tape of Tucker Carlson’s hyena laugh meltdown while talking to his guest, Ed Gavin, former New York City Corrections Official, I believe, is a trick question.  There are 2 entities in question here that would automatically place any answer given in a highly suspect category.  The entities are Tucker Carlson and Fox wannabe News Network.  Each one is an example of questionable ethics and if you place them together, as in this case, then you have a portend of a perplexing paradigm.  One cannot give credence as to quantify their existence, but they certainly deserve each other. 

In case you missed it, Carlson had Ed Gavin on his show after the Derek Chauvin verdict was read.  While the guest was describing what should have instead taken place during the George Floyd arrest, Carlson interrupts with a smarmy retort about Chauvin, “Spending the rest of his life in prison” and goes on to say something about, “Being worried about the rest of the country thanks to the police in action, in case you haven’t noticed, is like being boarded up” then cuts loose with his hyena imitation meltdown, thanks Mr. Gavin for appearing, turns to the camera and says, “Nope, done!”  Wha?  My description of this is lacking.  To get the full effect, you need to watch the video and you will be able to do your eyeball roll headshake.  As to being able to answer Jimmy’s question, I’m not sure anyone can.  I hope this is the end of the line for me and that Tucker F@#$%& and his aspiring white extremist cohorts.  That would be a step up from their present white trash designation.

In more news of the weird, Marjorie Taylor Greene is the butt of more jokes since she challenged Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez last week to a debate on the House floor over the Green New Deal.  Be careful what you wish for MTG, you just may get it.  She wanted to talk shop with AOC, but said she wanted to read over the 14 pages first.  I was shocked when I found out that it only took her a week.  I wonder how many interpreters were involved.  I’m sure she probably complained over the lack of pictures.   Anyway, the social media was, once again, all atwitter over this potential showdown at the OK Corral.  Unfortunately, MTG will have to rely only on her brain.  The lone lamb to the slaughter.

And finally, Matt Gaetz is out there stumping for bucks.  No, not the tannish, white tail variety, but the green shaded type.  Yep, he’s got an ad out whereas he’s “grifting for greenbacks” in order to lash back at all those accusing him of sex crimes.  He wants folks to go to "Bat for Matt."  Phew!  Best thing that can happen to that doorknob would be a lobotomy.  Another case of a “Pub” barking up the wrong tree.  I have an idea as to how to help him out though.  I would first set him down and explain that folks want something in return for their money.  You don’t want to just ask for cash and leave them “holding the bag.”  You need a good marketing scheme and I’m your Mattsy Patsy.  We manufacture items with his face on it, you know, popular items used at both residences and business establishments such as the “Matt Mat” a regular 30” x 18” door mat for folks to scrape the shit off their shoes before entering; a plastic men’s urinal cake along with an inscription, “A pisser of a politician” and if this men’s room is at a beer joint, dartboards.  See, there’s all sorts of ways to help him out.  Wait’ll you hear about the idea I’ve got for the Ladies Room!  Stay tuned…..!