Most Unwanted

So, why is Trump not in jail, then?  He’s not President anymore, it’s been a month and a half and he’s still not behind bars.  What gives!  What’s the delay?  Why is he still allowed to wallow about Mar-a-Lago free as a bird and be a nuisance when a regular bloke that pulled the shit he’s pulled would have been strung up by now.  Some of those Q-Quack, Proud Boy, Oath Keepin’ lll%er racist insurrectionists that work for him are in jail and their International Terrorist leader is allowed to roam the streets!  What gives?  Why isn’t he wearing that orange 1-piece suit that matches his face? 

Too bad I’m not in charge as I would have been waiting for him down in Florida and would have cuffed him as soon as he stepped off Air Force One.  He would have been taken to an unnamed secure location and Melania would probably have sent me a thank-you note.  The NSA, CIA, FBI, DEA, NAACP, USMC, SSA, BSA, PTA, SAG, AFTRA and MADD will just have to take a seat and wait until I’m done with him.  There would be a huge change of plans and he would have to cancel all his appointments.  But don’t worry, he will have plenty of company to piss and moan to as I would have rounded up a couple dozen fellow deviants such as Cruz, Hawley, Boebert, Greene, Gosar, Brooks, Biggs, etc., etc., etc., and put them all in that big tent the Republican Party keeps talking about. 

Of course, they would have to be re-educated in order for them to slip back into the real world, you know, the reality that us anti-republicans live in.  I have set up some policies and procedures that they will have to be indoctrinated into.  First off would be masking, they won’t have to wear them when they are all alone with each other since they are fake people anyway and Covid is just a conspiracy theory brought on by alcohol and Chernobyl, but the moment any of us realists enter the area, masks will be worn. 

hey will be allowed to have a TV in their cell so they can catch the news, but all they will be able to tune in will be Brianna Keilar, Brian Williams, Chris Cuomo, Don Lemon and Rachel Maddow.  The only FOX type entities they will be able to watch are the furry critters in the wild next to their compound.  They will be allowed to be represented by an authority organization to look after their legal rights such as the Geneva Convention or any personal attorneys.  I’m sure Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell are available.  Excluding legal representation, all visitation rights will be rescinded since anyone who had been involved with any of these incarcerated felons will want to distance themselves from them anyway. 

Finally, recreational activities will be encouraged based on a survival of the fittest format.  I’m thinking of some cool fun games for them to compete in, such as Apocalypto and The Hunger Games.  Any other fun-filled ideas of that type they would like to try is encouraged.  Well, that’s it for now.  Hope you like this set-up and If anyone out there has another option to suggest, you are encouraged to send it along with cash, check or money order!  Stay tuned…..!

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