More Of The Same

There is a lot on the docket today so let’s get to a miniscule of it.  Up first is my continuation of more Georgia stuff from yesterday’s lectures.  Governor Kemp responds to the talk aimed at the boycott of Georgia.  I think it’s an excellent idea, but I don’t live there and I haven’t hung out there since the 70’s, long before they have fallen into its current misuse.  As long as they’re at it, let’s go all out and boycott Florida and Texas as well.  My question is, are they going to stop folks from coming or going?  Also what about the Georgia-Florida border?  I suppose they’ll have boycott agents standing across from each other blaring out 007 show tunes through the speakers. I tell you, I am truly amazed on a daily basis the antics of these nitwits.  They remind me of the “Keystone Cops” back in the silent film days, except they made more sense, since they followed a script.  These yahoo “Pubs” couldn’t follow the “yellow brick road!”  The backlash over this controversial “Bill” is quite resounding all across the Land, especially that teeny bit about giving someone food and/or water, while standing in line to vote.  Now we have Florida jumping on the bandwagon with a similar proposal.  Since they’re next door to each other, would you call this a contagion?  Yes, let’s go with that.  I realize that Florida is “crackers” enough on their own and don’t need any neighborly help, but I’m sure they would do the same for Georgia.  I believe this contagion deserves a name.  I was trying to decide between “bonkers” and “podunk” when I heard Pal Joey reply to an interviewer what he thought of the food and/or water issue and he uttered, “Give me a break!”  Whoa, that’s it!  I tell ya, the guy’s a genius.

Next up is Texas.  My guess is that they don’t want to be left out of this current controversy.  But since it’s Texas, they deserve to do it up Texas style.  We switch from the long lines at the polls to the long lines at Yer Billy Bob’s Down Home Assault Rifle Emporium.  They’ll definitely have a whole different take on the food and/or water issue.  Not only would there be ice buckets of bottled water for the youngins, but beer barkers and weed wackers plying their trade.  Texans pride themselves in their lifestyle.  It wouldn’t surprise me to see a hawker selling Cruz & Capitalism t-shirts on the front and the Stars & Bars on the back.  For entertainment, there is a flat-bed trailer set up in front of “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” with none other than “Big Bertha & the Beer Bitches.”  A good time should be had for all.

Last up is an unrelated item and there is a prime reason for that.  First off, I promised myself not to give this self-inflicted brain drain any advertising space and I really haven’t, save for a misfit reference or two.  This has to do with Mattel’s new wind-up Trumpublican windbag doll and your favorite non stop fraud talk, the one, the homely Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell.  Yup, he still seems to be in circulation.  You know the guy who was vaccinated with a phonograph needle.  I can’t say for sure if he holds the top slot conspiracy theorist Q-Quack spot, but he’s dang close.  The latest bellows from him could inch him closer.  He was on Steve Bannion’s “Winging It With Wing-Nuts” podcast mumbling about some evidence he has that will eventually get SCOTUS to overturn the results of the 2020 election and Trump will be back in office by August.  Okay…um, I’m not going there, but could someone break the news to him that by August, both he and his best buddy may be in prison!  Stay tuned…..!


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