CPAC CRAP

Looks like the Elephant Herd had a huge party in Orlando, Florida this week-end where they were just giddy with excitement to pay homage to 2 Trumps: the real one and the Golden Calf.  The real one was there Sunday as the clean-up speaker, but a statue of his golden weirdness was hanging out all week-end for photo-ops.  I can’t describe this ugly composite very well and you will have to google it to see for yourself.  It reminds me of either Beavis or Butthead from back in the 90’s.  I guess some artist down in Mexico worked 6 months on this 200 pound piece of protoplasm.  That surprised me as I was sure that Trump had sent it over since he probably has a few of these trinkets in select locations around Mar-a-Lago.  

So what is the long drawn out version of CPAC?  I had to google it as I thought it may mean “Crazy ‘Publican Airheads Conference.”  I guess I was wrong as it stands for “Conservative Political Action Conference.”  I like my version better.  At least I got one of the words right.  It was formed by the American Conservative Union in 1973 and I betcha this was the 1st time there was a 200 pound golden caricature blob set up to greet the suckers as they came in.  What a hoot!  Leave it up to the “Pubs” to make me wanna puke!

So what did they accomplish?  Not sure if they accomplished anything good that can come out of it.  Ted Cruz told a joke about how nice it was in Orlando, but not as nice as Cancun.  Josh Hawley bragged about his fucked-up role on January 6th and that’s about all I got into cause I scheduled the week-end to finally clean out my sock drawer.  I did, however, scan the list of speakers and there were a lot of familiar names besides Hawley and Cruz, such as: Ron DeSantis, Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, Kevin McCarthy, Madison Cawthorn, Mike Pompeo and of course Citizen Trump and his faithful tail-waggin’ puppy Junior.  What was more evident was as to who wasn’t there such as former V.P. Mike Pence, who declined since he has wisdom beyond his years; Rand Paul (R) Kentucky, who usually declines; Adam Kinzinger (R) Illinois, who is ostracized for being one of the good guys; Liz Cheney (R) Wyoming, who is ostracized for being one of the other good guys and Mitch McConnell (R) Kentucky, who wasn’t even invited.  Anyway, the field was set and the place permeated with Trumpism so when Trump finally spoke, he would get total support for his “We Was Robbed” speech.  I can’t even imagine how many lies were told and conspiracy theories were discussed and I do apologize for not doing any research for this article, except for one tiny item.  I asked google to show me any pictures of confrontations between Trumpers and normal folks and sure enough, what pops up, but a photo of masked protestors facing off with maskless Trumpers.  Go figure!  Stay tuned…..!


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