Wacko Warriors

These Wacko Warriors come in all shapes and sizes.  Even sexual orientation is not immune to fall prey to what I consider the most comical entertainment in the nation.  First off, I have no intention to laugh off these besotted individuals who have gone off the deep end and will, most likely, never get to plant their feet onto solid ground.  However, some of these characters are in the national spotlight and millions of citizens in this country take these people to heart.  The rest of us take them seriously enough to see how much of a danger they are to our existence, but I keep them at arms length and use them for entertainment purposes only.  Of course, right off the bat, we have Public Enemy #1 who is in his post-presidency winter hibernation period.  Personally, I would be way more comfortable if he were to fall off the face of the earth or, at the very least, hibernate at Tristan da Cunha, the most remote spot in the world.  #1 is the entity from which all this debilitating illness spews from.  I have mentioned a few of them already in past articles and if they show up every now and then, it’s because they are a solid lock on the hit list, but I may have a rookie or two, down the road, you have yet to hear about.


The government certainly has a full platter to deal with, what with all that is on their agenda.  Lots of sleep is lost these days.  The Republican Party seems to be constantly swimming in controversy, distracting them from doing what they should be doing.  Instead they have to deal with what Nancy Pelosi calls, “Enemies from within.”   We have graduated from insurrectionists storming the Capitol to insurrectionists already inside.  The 3 Stooges - Cruz, Hawley and Boebert have had some of the heat taken away in the form of the top Q-Ball of the moment, Marjorie Taylor Greene and she is basking in the misaligned adoration of publicity.  Thanks to her, all the discount stores are out of those Jewish Space Lasers, but you can check with your local synagogue.  She figures she is untouchable on account of her akinship to #1.  Won’t be too much longer when folks will be uttering Marjorie Taylor Who?   Lot’s of Q-Balls operate below the radar and I have one that is a little higher up that food chain.  Her name is Stella Immanuel, described as a flaky pediatrician/minister out of Houston, Texas who has a clinic set up alongside a church she operates that goes by the name of “Fire Power Ministries.  I started into this article about her and did my usual eye-ball rolling headshake, but when I got into the part about demon sperm and astral sex, well, I lost interest.  Word on the street is that this Dr.(?) Stella disregards face masks and promotes the use of hydroxychloroquine to cure the virus.  Her and Marjorie what’s-her-name should get together and co-author a tell-all Q-Quack autobiography.  I’m not qualified to decide which of these flaky wing-nuts wins the Blue Ribbon, but they are certainly in a dead heat.  


Can you see what’s happening nowadays with #1’s post presidency?  Attention has shifted somewhat from #1 himself, to these Wacko Warriors that his astral sex demon sperm has spewed forth.  Instead of my writing about him on a daily basis, he’s kind of in the background whilst his disciples have festered and are permeating into the forefront.  Lots of material there, but remember, it’s for entertainment purposes only.  Stay tuned…..! 

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