176 Pricks

I imagine that I will have more articles in the future about Insurrection Day 2021 than should probably be allowed by law.  I have already written a few and I have another one now.  There is a good reason for that since today the House of Representatives voted in favor to create a bipartisan commission to study the January 6th insurrection by a vote of 252 - 175.  There are 211 members in the House that are Republicans and 35 voted for it.  That leaves 176 naysayers who voted wrong.  I’m sure some of them skipped class today, however miniscule that number was, but my point here is that over 80% of the Republicans voted no. Why is this of no surprise?  We had an Insurrection and lives were at stake of the likes not seen since the War of 1812.  Will somebody out there tell me as to why I should cut some slack to any of these Pukes?  No one?  Good, cause even if there were any, I’m not going to.  To repeat what I just said, I am not surprised, but I am truly astonished.  You see the difference?  Let me explain.  Anything that the “Pubs” do comes as no surprise to me, since everything they do is what I expect of them.  I don’t expect them to do the right thing, however, I am astonished that they consistently end up doing nothing at all.  What this country needs to do is to clean House and we can start by using a bulldozer big enough to bulldoze 176 “Pubs” into oblivion starting with the McMaggots.

The minority leaders of both Houses are beyond scope.  They are in a continuous rewind mode from what they had first said about Trump being complicit in causing the insurrection.  They have noted more times than we care to hear as to their non support as this commission should also look into Black Lives Matter and Antifa.  It is possible that I am missing something here just as it is possible that the Mac Brothers are morons?  Who are they trying to kid?  We are talking about the January 6th Insurrection, when the Capitol was filled to capacity with Trump turds.  The only black folks that I have seen in any videos or pictures were in uniform trying to defend themselves against the horde of fascist pigs.  All the McBoys are doing is more misdirection.  BLM & Antifa?  Is that the best they can do?  I would give my eye teeth to be in a position to grill them over the coals.  No matter though, they just don’t get it and it is so simple.  For instance, let’s say I’m going to have some dental work done and while I’m there I may as well have them check for hemorrhoids and bowel baggage.  By the way, can one of your hygienists rotate my tires?  How well is that going to go down, before they call for a straight jacket?  Those 2 better stay away from the dentist, they may get a filling or two done, but also a couple lobotomies thrown in free of charge.  In their case though, we wouldn’t notice any difference.

There is a dude today though that did rake them through the coals.  Representative Tim Ryan (D) Ohio had a few scathing remarks after the vote.  He thanked the GOP members for their support and ripped into the rest for maintaining their downplay of the situation and voting No.  He started off with one of my favorite expressions:  Holy Cow!  That was merely a nicety to catch everyone off guard and when he saw the whites of their eyes, BOOM!  He hit them broadside and took no prisoners.  The custodial maintenance specialists are still picking up the pieces and attending to the wounded.  Lucky for the survivors though, cause these specialists are running a special this week on dental work.  Stay tuned…..!


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