Republiconspiracy Theorists

There is something to be said for face masks and social distancing given the fact that there are a slew of Trumpism types I get to ignore.  Don’t get me wrong, because I really miss interacting with folks I know plus complete strangers especially when we chat about Minnesota High School Hockey and 60’s music.  Those are 2 of my specialties.  I wish I could be writing about those subjects instead of politics.  You see, I’ve been dealing with hockey on so many different levels and 60’s music since, well, the 60’s!  Covid has put those items on the back burner with both my hockey and rock band activities being placed in suspended animation.  Politics, on the other hand, I’ve only been dealing with since the election is magnanimously ripe for the picking.  Most of my days nowadays are spent right here on the computer pumping out satirical political pieces with my brand of humorous sarcasm which, along with the 2 aforementioned items, I really enjoy doing.  I can only hope to get back on the ice sometime down the road and re-join my Vietnam-Era band-mates down in Florida.  In the meantime, I will keep with the current practice of face masks and social distancing and bashing the Republiconspiracy Party.

Prior to the pandemic, I would get into certain verbal debates with Trumpublicans and/or Conspiracy Theorists.  I did my best to ignore the former, but did not shy away from the latter.  The difference is quite easy to understand since trying to debate with a Trumpublican is like trying to argue with your mother-in-law.  As for conspiracy theorists, you learn to know when to hold them and when to fold them.  For instance, talking about all the conspiracies that came into effect after the JFK assassination was compelling and fermented tons of conversation, however, talking to what’s her face with the colorful name about Jewish Laser Beams would be like talking to a drunk.  

The Republiconspiracy Party is certainly going through turmoil having replaced the former recently deceased Republican Party (see my article entitled “Suicide Squad”).  Not to worry though as there is a vast plethora of Republikooks that are feeding the conspiracy flames of facetiousness.  I swear, they live by a certain set of rules that dictate how to outdo each other.  The more outrageous, the better bought.  I wouldn’t know who to put in charge as the vocal representative of these con artists as there are so many nominees.  No need to worry about that since the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi just handed me the envelope and the Oscar goes to Miami Vice’s Senator Don (Ron) Johnson (R) Wisconsin.  She stated today that he seems to have taken over the lead role in the Repuliconspiracy Party’s fixation for falsehoods.  Well, it’s out of my hands.  If it’s good enough for one of the members of Congress who actually has a higher IQ than I, far be it for me to disagree.  Now if I can just get her to agree to let those Pubs keep coming up with those moronic punch lines, they’ll knock themselves out!  Party On Dudes!  Stay tuned…..!

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