Melania-Blend-Onia

Not sure how to reply to a CNN article I just read about Melania Trump’s current lifestyle whilst exiling down in her little corner of the world at Mar-a-Lago.  First off, let me say that I am beside myself with complete utter admiration.  This is truly inspirational and I am absolutely euphoric over my ability to actually take a couple minutes out of my mundane life and read such drivel about someone that I have neither interest nor desire to read about.  I mean no disrespect to whomever at CNN that wrote the article, they are an innocent bystander.  The point I need to drive home is that after her 4 year ladyship incarceration, I’m in complete shock that I finally read about her as the main subject and not as a by-product of a trophy wife appendage of her present husband.  Isn’t that so completely correlous of me?

Okay so I’m not sure if I am supposed to be happy, sad, glad or mad over her self-imposed predicament of having to spend most of her days in the spa getting a facial and nails done and lounging around the pool in sunny 70-some degree weather while occasionally sitting down for meals she doesn’t even have to cook.  That’s so sad!  Bet she’s foaming at the mouth just to trade places with me since she would be so jealous over my lifestyle.  Just the thought of living in Minnesota’s sub-zero temperatures this past week and throwing another log into the fire in order to keep my fingers pliable enough to use must sound so overbearingly cozy and romantic.

I feel bad for her being waited on hand and foot trying to decide which of the vast plethora of mouth-watering dishes to try.  She would have a much easier carefree time up here choosing a delectable faire of macaroni and cheese or ramen noodles with a variety of spicy condiments to boot.  Also, she would get a variety of activity up here and would be right in the thick of life and not, as what’s been reported, out of the fray with a daily rinse and dry lifestyle.

So, have you had enough of this shit yet, cause I have more thoughts about this crap if you want to stick around.  Seems to me, there has been more action out of Jill Biden in her 1st 4 days than out of Melania in her entire 4 years.  The article stated that there has not been a significant change of routine at Mar-a-Lago going from 1st Lady to Last Lady.  Biggest change for her now, besides the temperature, is that she doesn’t have to fly back north to pretend the 1st Ladyship and can remain at Mar-a-Lago and recluse in the tropics and pretty much blend, as usual.  Isn’t it special that she gets to share the same place setting with her hubby as far as former Presidents and 1st Ladies go:  Last Place.  She’s gone out the same boring way she came in, a nondescript, disinterested, out of the fray trophy wife:  “Live by the bored and die by the bored.”  Stay tuned…..!

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